More Information Than You Require

John Hodgman is best in small doses. A book is not a small dose.

More Information Than You Require: Not Recommended (But it does hurt to type that. I wanted to like it.)

Notes from the Mall

I visited Nordstrom’s lingerie section this morning, only to overhear a saleslady and customer talking about how breast augmentation causes all bras to not fit right for the first 12-18 months, until “things get settled in.” I had a hard time not giggling audibly.

Aging Superheros

Really, really funny. At least the pictures are. I don’t read Italian.

Hee!

Remember despair.com. (I came across a set of greeting cards from them whilst cleaning out the closet this weekend.)

What? Who?

Ok weather.com, I’ll bite. What’s up with plentiful and abundant sunshine? What was wrong with mostly and partly sunny?

Bad Puns

Heh. They sell Freudian Slippers.